A few weekends ago, I went to recycle a few beers and while in the bathroom I was inspired to go all Mitch Albomy on y’all. But just as I had decided to get my camera out, I realized the men’s room wasn’t locked and since there had been a line, I left without digital evidence of what I saw, and am left instead try to paint a picture with my pungent prose.
Imagine you’ve just come in from sitting in the sunny deck space of The Sand Dollar in Stinson Beach. You get to the can, and who are the five men you expect to see? Three are Hall of Fame humorists, two Hall of Fame ballplayers…
So three ...